This is my shitty team by team breakdown.
Atlantic:
Boston: Did nothing to improve team. Did enough to dress 12 players.
New Jersey: Love Morrow. Love Williams. Too bad some Russian will do anything he can to ruin team chemistry.
NY: Why not score 120 a game while allowing 121.
Phili: This team will have heart and rebounding. Point's will be tough to come by though.
Toronto: A foreign team with mostly all foreign players. I never thought i'd say it but i feel bad for Bargnani.
Central:
Detroit: My 2nd favorite team. At least for home games they have a beer of the night for $5.
Chicago: Gotta love everything about this team. Rose will continue to strive to be the best. Last year he took a big step in his decision making. I assume that can only improve, regardless of his fake SAT scores.
Cleveland: Post Lebron, year 2. Still twenty more years to go before the wounds heal. Tough luck getting 2/4 top picks in weakest NBA draft of my lifetime.
Indiana: Doing the little things, and signing black players. Sleeper alert
Milwakee: At least the Packers are going 19-0.
Southeast:
Miami: 66 games, and all should be wins. That won't happen. Lebron no showing in playoffs will.
Orlando: Once Howard is traded, they will be worst team in basketball. I mean, a team that shoots 3's and doesn't rebound? When has that ever worked Phoenix?
Atlanta: Joe Johnson's contract. ha
Charlotte: Worst GM in sports history. Bring back morrison. Maybe Cam Newton can hit a jumper.
Washington: Dead money favorite to win any pistol duels. However, big underdogs game to game.
Northwest:
Denver: The Rocky Mountain Knicks have a lot to look forward to. Like teams playing the 2nd night of a back to back 5,280 feet in the air. Wait till my playoff predictions.
Minnesota: The schedule helps them almost more than anybody. Kevin Love will win 20 games by himself. Ricky Rubio sucks as well. They will get some wins, and a lot less ping pong balls.
OK City: The funnest team to watch in basketball outside of the Harlem Globetrotters. If westbrook can take his 10 terrible shots a game down to 5, and make decent passes for 10 extra points, watch the fuck out.
Portland: Heroin capitol of the world. Doesn't explain how Brandon Roys' knees disappeared or how Greg Oden himself died... Or does it?
Pacific:
Utah: Love the starters with big Al, Millsap, and Harris, but this bench is to unstable to do anything. Could be your classic NBA western conference team with 50 wins and a 9 seed. (shortened season adjusted)
Golden State: MONTE. CURRY. DEFENSE. fuck that. DEFENSE. fuck that. DEFENSE. although they should be able to outshoot anybody playing a back to back.
LAC: Beast of west. A team that is cursed with actual expectations? Blake is the best player in basketball. CP3 is the best PG is basketball. and the rest of the team is meh.
LAL: Blowing up the team for some reason. Kobe will still dominate, but i'm not sold on the mental toughness of Pau after trade rumors. and i'm still not sold on Bynum's health for a whole season.
Phoenix: Trade nash then talk to me. until then enjoy winning 1/4 games.
Sacramento: Such a boring team. yawn
Southwest:
Dallas: NBA champs. Only got better with kardashian.
Houston: Talented, but most wins will come off heart. Teams gotta get lucky once in a while.
Memphis: Tony Allen tried to trade rudy gay. When that is your biggest offseason move you may be in trouble. Sneaky though have one of the best fan bases in basketball.
New Orleans: Never heard of them
San Antonio: Early Exit. Lot of wins though. Will be fun up until April for spurs fans.
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