Friday, May 9, 2008

Rocket Man


No player ever in sports has had their reputation tarnished in a short period than Roger Clemens. It all started in December when he was found on the Mitchell Report after being dimed out by his former trainer Brian Mcnamee. He has come out and swore up and down that he is innocent, gone on 60 Minutes and drank the most bottles of water ever for an interview, and then he went before Congress and came up with new words for us to use as well as sign autographs for the Congressmen. His only defense has been a Jose Canseco pool party where he says he wasn't there but then we find out he was. Canseco has also been the only to defend him and that's the last person that you want to have your back. For Red Sox fans it has been and absolute joy for us to watch the Rocket squirm on TV in front of the world. We thought it couldn't get any better. Then the New York Daily News has a storyof Clemens having a decade long affair with country music star Mindy McCready that could of began when she was 15 and he was 28. Now that is a little ridiculous. McCready says that they didn't do anything until she was 18. Roger denies the affair but McCready confirms it. So chalk up another lie to the Rocket. Then after that story about 47,451,289,974,361,947 other women have come out and said they have had relations with the Clem-bag. Strippers and bartenders across America said that Clemens has given them tickets, jewelry, and vacations. There is no telling what is going to happen next. He's probably got a few kids out there somewhere with more K-names. What he's got to do is just stop talking because every time he talks something comes out that just buries him deeper and deeper. Wait, on second thought he should just keep talking. I wanna see if he has connections to mob.

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